A champion jockey is to give an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says: "Everything you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to scream, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!" Really loud in the horse's ear. Providing you do so, you are good. "
The jockey thinks the coach is crazy, but promises to call the command. The race begins, and they approach the first hurdle. The Jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse plunges directly through the middle of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed whispers' Aleeee ooop "in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse plunges directly through the middle of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey said: "It is not good, I have to do", and screams: "ALLLEEE OOOP!" Really loud. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump without problems. This implies for the rest of the race, but because of problems that were previously only finished third horse.
The trainer is moist and the jockey asked what went wrong. The jockey replied: "There is nothing wrong with me - it's the bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"
The coach replied: "Deaf? DEAF? He is not deaf - he is BLIND!"
The jockey thinks the coach is crazy, but promises to call the command. The race begins, and they approach the first hurdle. The Jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse plunges directly through the middle of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed whispers' Aleeee ooop "in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse plunges directly through the middle of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey said: "It is not good, I have to do", and screams: "ALLLEEE OOOP!" Really loud. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump without problems. This implies for the rest of the race, but because of problems that were previously only finished third horse.
The trainer is moist and the jockey asked what went wrong. The jockey replied: "There is nothing wrong with me - it's the bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"
The coach replied: "Deaf? DEAF? He is not deaf - he is BLIND!"
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